March 2012
45 posts
they should never let me order pizza online...
i have no reason to leave my apartment now… the life of a semi-hermit.
February 2012
122 posts
occasionally pensive: baddominicana: thatmuchlove:... →
baddominicana:
thatmuchlove:
13 Year Old Jada Williams Persecuted by the Rochester City School District Over her essay on Frederick Douglass.
ai-yo:
jumpstart-therevolution:
theafrosistuh:
beautifulbrwn:
“On Saturday, February 18, 2012, the Frederick Douglass…
Happy Black History Month Everybody
I wore my first wig Saturday...
my friend’s BIG-ASS CURLY Lace-front Wig… I liked it. I might have to make the investment in one of my own…
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Loc'd & (B)loaded: cocainelorraine: A Collection... →
cocainelorraine:
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of…
Win all the Oscars you can folks....
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
Alpha Ball, Alpha Ball!!
Invited to the Alpha Ball Saturday! What What!!
Unfortunately, I am horribly disfigured by my presentence weight problem. SO… I need to find cute dress… and possible cuter heels by Saturday
BUT, its starting to snow…
Thick girl problems: Those holes in your favorite...
thememyheartknows:
cassnicthomp:
digitalskullkid:
vivalaorgasm:
Yesssss. I cried when my thighs destroyed my favorite seven jeans…
thick girl problems Big guy problems…this shit happens to every pair of boxer briefs I buy.
omgosh….. :( :( :(
this is so valid :(
R.I.P to my fav jeans /: it’s so hard to find a pair that’s up to par when you get attached to some.
ABG COLLEGE TOUR DATES: Feb-March
issarae:
The #ABGCollegeTour continues through March. All events are open to the public unless otherwise stated. See you there!
ABG IS GOING TO NORFOLK STATE??!!! TOOO EXCITED!! EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT THERE… SIGH… BUT STILL!
Im two episodes behind in Glee, and I don't know...
but I am up to date with RuPaul’s Drag Race and How I Met Your Mother
Slow Jam Session part deux
Showerlude- Trey Songz
Scrtachin’ Me Up- Trey Songz
Can U Handle It- Usher
Murder She Wrote- Chaka Demus & Pliers
Say It- NeYo
Too Excited!! I have to dance it out...
Coffee… Music on shuffle… 10 minute dance session on deck.
Watch out now!!
SUPER EXCITED!!!!!
J.COLE and BIG K.R.I.T ARE COMING TO IOWA!!!
SUPER EXCITED! ALTHOUGH I HAVE A LOVE/HATE/TOLERATE RELATIONSHIP WITH J.COLE SINCE HIS ALBUM CAME OUT, I’M GOING TO SUPPORT, 3RD TIME SEEING HIM… BIG K.R.I.T, ALL TYPES OF TINGLY SENSATIONS ARE RUNNING THROUGH ME! I HAFTA GO!! I HAFTA GO!!
Also, Childish Gambino is coming be here too… but I’m all about fayette-nam right...
So, I can't drink on Probation...
I can’t drink on probation… for a maximum of 6 months…
6 months??? Do you know how many holidays dedicated to drinking happen within 6 months??? Not to mention my birthday…
Is it ho, or hoe?
As long as you are safe (wrap it up), consenting adults, and all of that legal talk
I ain’t mad at it. At least somebody is getting some. Because a) it is not directly or indirectly affecting me in my life or near future. ii) and if we want to discuss one situation, I had him first and it wasn’t that good, good luck with it BOW 3) Do You, that’s your life, not mine…
Something New...
I’ve never directly experience the whole “girls talking about other girls” behind their back type stuff… maybe I just shut my eyes to it and keep it moving… So today:
phone call talking with a friend… she proceeds to talk about another friend, something along the lines of “i’m not calling her a hoe, but…”. And I was like,...
ICE CREAM PARTY
That’s what I want… an Ice Cream Party!
Vegas? Miami? decisions decisions 2012 Edition
!!! Birthday Extravaganzaa…. VEGAS!!! MIAMI!!! or CANCUN!!!
I like Vegas, its cheap to fly out from here…
Hotel and Flight(roundtrip) is cheaper than the Ipad im considering buying…
Plus, A lot of shit is free out there too…
sigh, fingers-crossed cause its not my decision.
Reading hurts.
justshy:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
lmao all the fucking time, smh
Ask me a personal question, and i'll answer you
And he did. And I answered. We’re cool…
But he’s married. And I don’t know if I can be platonic friends with married men… that are in my age-range…
- Not a problem. His family is beautiful… Wife, Kids, life… I have no interest in seeing that ruined.
I'm sorry, I think these are so fucking cool. Look...
Just add your URL or country!!
Alabama: delightfully-awkward
Alaska:
Arizona:
Arkansas:
California: lizzy-ethel-cordelia-middleford, blackicesunflowers & missproxy & montecarlohitman, norwegian-chocolate-delight, kayaysee
Colorado: cwizumi, spiceysteel
Canada: once-upon-atiime
Connecticut: just-the-way-you-arent
Deleware:
Florida: smoshy-coolliker, smoshquogdawson, lipstickandbowties, n-atalia, ah0ybutternuts
Georgia: impossiblebydesign
Greece: lucamacken
Hawaii:
Idaho:
Illinois: queen-of-hearts92, estellise-sama, nashimoto-p, twofacedelaine
Indiana: shipxwrecked
Iowa: simplymindfckd
Kansas: hipstersandhetalia
Kentucky: his-fair-lady
Louisiana:
Maine:
Malaysia: owlsomepost
Maryland: s3x-with-asskarth
Massachusetts: zwillingereich, piyokora
Michigan: Talldarkandmoe
Minnesota: aloistrancy4ever
Mississippi:
Missouri:
Montana:
Nebraska:
Nevada:
New Hampshire:
New Jersey: c0tton-c4ndy, g0d-speed, cre4tors
New Mexico: vincent-phantomhive
New York: tamakiisuoh, agentfire, appulsauce
North Carolina: davidisasexysexkitten
North Dakota:
Ohio: minty-murderess, benedictismybitch, youandmrsjones
Oklahoma: HetaliaFantasy, AfroSoulSista
Oregon:
Pennsylvania: timelordof221b, fandomwh0re, oheeyitsfaith, littlemisslex
Rhode Island: Marshmellow-Morgan-Chan
South Carolina: ask-kagene-rui
South Dakota:
Tennesee:
Texas: stephfearsflying, s-i-d-e-x, deezyville, amptheoriginal
Utah:
Vermont:
Virginia: gemma-the-hootowl,
Washington:
West Virginia:
Wisconsin:
Wyoming:
Canada: Miss.Pumpkin, fullmetalwhovian , itwaslikea-timebomb , bittch-please
United Kingdom: fangirl-with-a-fez, Lisa-Silverman, Cherrythefruityberry, Ohtani-Hanako, gir-chan, Schnellly
Australia: lady-serah
Italy~: hikaru-hitachiin-brother
US Virgin Islands: teeyanuh
V-Day Daiquiri's
Peach, Mango, and Banana… pull Shrimp Tacos with guacamole, pico de gallo, and rice…
Aww yeah!
